Sarah's memoir: number one on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

Miranda, amanda – and dux femina facti, you damn betcha.

It will surprise none of you, candid readers, that la divina Sara’s new memoir Going Rogue: An American Life, with six weeks to go before release date, has already rocketed to number one on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

Yes, Governor Palin, that most potent blend of Laura Ingalls Wilder, Magna Mater and Britomart — to name just a few of her coruscating personae that leave boring, bourgeois hags like Miss Hell Obomber and lumpen lesbians like Hillary Clinton in the dust — is a rock star, and could draw 50,000 people to the opening of a hardware store on an hour’s notice.

Beat that, Barack Hussein Ogabe, you gangling, crack-smoking pimp of an affirmative-action incompetent.

Herewith, therefore, a link to SarahPAC, where you may donate a few Yankee dollars to our favorite force of nature, as I did this afternoon — yes, my widow’s mite has gone to support our first female President, and cheerfully done:

http://sarahpac.com/

I trust Gov. Palin will continue to be the focus of of support not only for us Constitutionalists, populists, paleoconservatives, libertarians, and values voters, but also for  all you Republicans of good will out there, who think McCain, Grahamnesty and Lamar Alexander (the last two voted to confirm Red Sonia Sotomayor) and the other country-club Viagravators of the GOP should get bent.

Grahamnesty : Does this depilated old queen imagine that thin, tight rictus of his passes for a smile? And that porcine nose, as though he were constantly scenting his own sulphurous fart.  Would that Mencken were living at this day, to satirize this high prole come up in the world, or better yet Catullus, with his Spanish or Celtiberian nouveaux riches proudly showing off their teeth all the time, freshly brushed with Spanish piss.

Speaking of country clubs, the principle-free zone that is Mitt “Stop Me if You’ve Heard Me Deny Christ’s Divinity Before” Romney, and the rest of the Grand Old Plutocrats, better be nice to Sarah. Remember the last banker with a personality bypass who crossed us and thought he could still be president? The one defeated by Perot and succeeded by Clinton?