...is the dog
I think my mother first became suspicious when I came home from kindergarten and announced that my teacher was the prettiest woman on earth.
“She’s more beautiful than you mommy!” I beamed, setting the mother-daughter relationship on a lifelong downward spiral.
She nearly had a nervous breakdown when a year or two later I announced I would not marry a man when I grew up.
“You have to!” she insisted.
If she wasn’t already convinced she was raising a dyke, my reply should have clarified.
“FINE. I’ll marry the dog! He’s the only boy I like!”
After I came out to her, she denied any memory of those conversations.
OttoKitty is an American woman who likes women and has for a very long time. She also likes dogs but in a totally different way, I swear.
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