Me: Eww it’s slimy!
Marc: Stop fingering Alex’s slime!
Me: My tooth hurt this morning…I think I slept on it funny.
Lauren: I can’t swallow
Me: *points to pitcher*
Lauren: I wanna make love to it.
Lauren: Then you’d be fingering my slimey stuff
Marc: No then she’d be tonguing your slimey stuff.
Lauren: *nibbles arm*
Me: Why are you eating me?
Lauren: You look tasty?
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