I’m beginning to doubt the efficacy of my horoscope, a service I’ve come to rely on heavily in how I live my life. Yesterday’s read:
You will be successful in a meeting with important persons. Your ideas will be appreciated.
Today is a favourable time for you to strengthen old friendships and make new friends.
You are advised to plan carefully. You may want to consider the opinions of other people in your circle.
Not one of those things applied, even remotely. Moreover, nowhere did it mention my power getting cut off, the unexpected $700 vet bill for the “outside” cat, nor that the city would be fumigating for mosquitoes.
The last of which is particularly excellent due to the fact all the windows were open.
What’s next? The Pope’s not God’s go-to guy? Nice guy’s finish first? Girls really aren’t turned on by lesbian porno?
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