Omegle is one of the more entertaining creepy back alleys of the internet. The tagline of the website is “Talk to strangers!” and by clicking on the little “Start a chat” button you are randomly paired up with another person to talk. The site is completely anonymous–there’s not even any usernames, just “You” and “Stranger.”
It’s about as safe and legitimate than it sounds. But fun!
I’ve had conversations ranging from politics in the US to life in Uganda to ska on there. But really most of the people on that site are horny guys looking to cyber. And that’s not how I roll.
It’s not like I only want to talk to lesbians, but I only want to talk to lesbians. And it’s not like I can just say “i’m hunting for les girls to chat with” because then every quick thinking horny guy with a brain will go “omg i totally am one too wanna cyber lol.”
So I had a conundrum. How to tell a legit les from a horny guy without ever actually seeing who I was talking to?
Finding lesbians is like hunting for unicorns. Except a little harder, because a les girl doesn’t keep her dildo strapped on her forehead. Normally.
There there... I only bite if you like it that way...
And then, it hit me. GAY SUBCULTURE. Sure, any horny guy knows what “lesbian” means. But very few people outside of the rainbow spectrum would recognize The L Word.
I started a new chat, and instead of typing “boo!” or “no i do not want to cyber” like I normally do I wrote “shane + ellen + xena + tegan and sara + etheridge = ?”
It was like magic! Sure, the first 20 or so people either disconnected on me or said something along the lines of “idk lol wanna cyber?”. BUT eventually I got a reply that went “all 6 hot girls. you les?”
Score!
I am the lesbian finding MASTER.
((And then she wanted to cyber and I didn’t so the conversation was over buy hey! It worked.))
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