Well hi there. It’s me, Doris Anderson, the Executive Director of the Self-Identified Lesbian Community Center. I am delighted beyond belief to have entered the world of “blog-o-sphere.” My, it’s a world all it’s own, but luckily I can type, but let me tell you, these mouse-pads are as touchy as a hen on a hot griddle! Still, as the 21st century progresses, I see it’s a much better way to reach out to my sisters than running off leaflets on a mimeograph machine.
And speaking of the 21st Century, I have officially declared it The Century for Lesbian Sex – because it will probably be the last century lesbians will be around to have sex. So lets all make the best of it!
As I’m sure you all know, the last 100 years closed out with the sensational sexual identity revolution and a population explosion of Genderqueers, F-to-M Transsexuals and an exiting new way of embracing sexuality, which has made it more difficult than ever to be just a plain lesbian. Let’s face it, no one really wants to be a lesbian anymore when there’s a lot of other identities to try on and ever-cooler labels to wear.
That’s a lot to take in, isn’t it? If you were being honest, you’d probably say you feel like your entire identity has been stampeded and trampled by “Bois,” “Grrrls,” “AGs” and “Transmen.” As if drag queens making a deconstructive travesty of womanhood just wasn’t enough to beat you down.
LOL! I love a good drag show just like anyone else!
Sisters, for your own sexual well-being, please do that fancy RSS feed thing, or bookmark this site, or make a note in your calendar – because I am committed to posting every Monday and Thursday – dispensing radically practical and re-imagined fundamental views for lesbians to live by.
Speaking from experience, I know how hard it is to be a lesbian these days, let alone making the tedious arrangements to have sex – with another lesbian. We’re going to iron this thing out during The Century for Lesbian Sex and I promise you I won’t give up until I turn every lesbian’s frown upside down!
So tune in again this Thursday, as I am ready to do some hand-holding and offer some useful advice to help you brace yourself for the nastiest day in February: Valentine’s Day.
Sexy Hugs,
Doris
And now, for the pet of the week:
Jasper
Jasper is the cutest little 4 year-old male, neutered, Pomeranian that you’ll ever lay eyes on. And get ready to melt when he looks back at you because it will be love at first sight. Jasper is a people canine who is utterly loyal and will stick so close to you you’ll have to be careful not to trip over him! Especially going down stairs! His previous owner, Ethel Jones of Long Beach, was in her autumn years when she took a spill and broke her hip. She never made it out of the hospital, but life goes on and Jasper is looking for someone to give him the love he deserves. Interested parties may contact me at inheat@mindspring.com
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